Truly Awful Halloween Jokes

When you're out with the kids trick or treating try one or some of these, they may turn a trick into a treat!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. What type of dog does every vampire have?
A. Bloodhound!

Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!

Q. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A. When you are riding on a mouse.

Q. Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?
A. He didn’t have the guts!

Q. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
A. Lazy Bones

Q. How does a witch tell the time?
A. She uses her witch watch.

Q. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A. Boo Boos

Q. What food does a hungry ghost want?
A. Ice scream!

Q. What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A. Any old girl he can dig up!

Q. What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
A. "I told you I was ill"!

Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.

Q. What do monsters call human beings?
A. Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her w!