Truly awful Valentine's Day jokes !

If you get stuck for conversation with your loved one, try these ...

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!

Knock knock! - Who's there?
Frank - Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock! - Who's there?
Howard - Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
Owl be yours!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I'm nuts about you!

What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day?
You're nuts so bad yourself!

Knock knock! - Who's there?
Sherwood - Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock, knock - Who's there?
Pooch - Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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